FINALLY, I can link my Facebook account to my Tumblr account so all my friends and family can see what I do online all day!

∞ 40,426 notes #Am I being punk'd#LOL#oh come on

No one, ever.  

LOL but still sooooooo true!

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  • Weather forecast: 18 degrees with sunshine.
  • English Person: Quick let's get the BBQ, paddling pool and deck chairs out, let me go get my shorts and flip flops oh and don't forget the sun tan cream factor 50.
  • WELSH PERSON: What is this strange, bright light? Oh my God, get inside children, get inside, it could be dangerous, have we got anything to protect ourselves, no, only raincoats, oh help, what's this odd feeling, I'm not cold, it must be what we've read about... warmth.
  • SCOTTISH PERSON: WIT THE FUCK IS THAT
  • Texas Person: Oh God. OH GOD. WHERE DID THE WARMTH GO? JESUS SAVE US ALL. HURRY TO CHURCH AND PRAY, CHILDREN, PRAY THAT THIS FROZEN LANDSCAPE SOON THAWS.

#rofl

5/23/2012 (12:00am) 10,406 notes

London is calling (soon) (Wurde mit instagram aufgenommen)

Everything is possible in Vegas :) (Wurde mit instagram aufgenommen)

This is so me :) It’s  no wonder that I won’t wake up during the day ;))

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The story of my life

accurate.

THIS

me

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5/8/2012 (3:44pm)

Ten rules for writing fiction

Neil Gaiman

1 Write.

2 Put one word after another. Find the right word, put it down.

3 Finish what you’re writing. Whatever you have to do to finish it, finish it.

4 Put it aside. Read it pretending you’ve never read it before. Show it to friends whose opinion you respect and who like the kind of thing that this is.

Remember: when people tell you something’s wrong or doesn’t work for them, they are almost always right. When they tell you exactly what they think is wrong and how to fix it, they are almost always wrong.

6 Fix it. Remember that, sooner or later, before it ever reaches perfection, you will have to let it go and move on and start to write the next thing. Perfection is like chasing the horizon. Keep moving.

7 Laugh at your own jokes.

8 The main rule of writing is that if you do it with enough assurance and confidence, you’re allowed to do whatever you like. (That may be a rule for life as well as for writing. But it’s definitely true for writing.) So write your story as it needs to be written. Write it ­honestly, and tell it as best you can. I’m not sure that there are any other rules. Not ones that matter.

#neil gaiman

My dream ‘patios’ (Note to myself: Start saving A LOT OF money ;)

5/5/2012 (10:07pm)

How can a president be so funny? LOL Barack Obama rules!!!!!

#2012#correspondant dinner#barack obama

I have a like life ;)

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